Horse

Omg a ugly knight I have on my back
Where the hell is my dignity
I use to be one of the finest house whit my long golden hair
And my attractive body
That big terrible monster isn`t so pretty as me
Look at is ugly slimy skin, and those long claws
Omg don`t get me started on his teeth, and that thin twist tail
And look at how long, beautiful and golden min is
The artist should be ashamed for creating this creature
And what in the world is that girl looking so sad about
Maybe a smile could make her prettier
I don`t blame her because if I looked as ugly as her
I would also be sad infarct I would kill myself

Bæklund & Sumangala