Blogging

You are supposed to take turns writing on the blog once a week according to a list that I will distribute later. …

You must write about something relevant; it could be a text or a film or a subject that we have been working with in class, a funny experience from a break, a relevant event or occasion, or some thoughts that you have been having.
The text must be able to be read aloud in ½-1 minute. And the rest of class will be asked to respond spontaneously.
You are free to mention teachers or students by their real names, but ALWAYS in a respectful and decent tone.
You are NOT allowed to write blogs with political or religious contents.

Nikola og Camilla Horse

It is early in the morning.

I just woke up

And I need to drink some water,

Before I go out with my loyal homie, the knight.

I can run fast

And my legs are pretty ripped

But my guru (the knight) is the strongest one.

Today our mission

Is to go and save the wonderful and sexy princess.

Guru said “It is going to be a fun day today, Batman (the horse).

We are going to go out and kill a dragon my friend.”

He had a big weapon on his back, which he used very wisely.

We got to the dragon

And I thought “It is game time homies”.

I ran fast towards the enemy (the dragon)

And Guru stabbed him in the eye.

I got a special satisfied feeling.

Unfortunately I wasn’t going to get more action today.

But tomorrow is a new day.

Guru and I are going to have a nice time tomorow.

Now we have ridden for 72 days nonstop
I mean c’mon isn’t it about for the society for the preventing of cruelty to animals to step up?
And you should think, that he would give me a break after the stormy weather,
but no, no. We have to keep on going. Always keep on going.
And then, finally we meet someone. I found myself a playmate.
I mean that was the best thing which have happened to me during the last 72 days,
guess what the first thing he does is? He kills him!
And I just thought, are you freaking kidding me??
So I jumped up in anger, and got a crick in my neck.
Why???!! Why me, seriously??!!
I won all the beauty contests between horses and humans before we left
I was the strongest, bravest and the most powerful horse in the stable
No in all stables in the whole city.
No in the whole country! No the whole world!!
And now (sniffle) I’m nothing but an old jade.
And who gets the honor?
That lazy knight! He can’t even walk by himself.
He is skinny and weak, and has nothing but a huge ego.
He is not going to get in my way.
I’m dropping him here, and run home.

Dragon

I am the best of my kind,
And I am in my best form.
I have the newest equipment,
The best in the world,
The dragon has not got a
chance. I have the color of
the hardest ice and my equipment
is red as my inside. My rider is not
as light, and he is not red inside.
He makes the dragon suffer for no reason,
and that hurts my red heart as an animal.
Cant you see the pain in its eyes,
screaming please let me die.
There is no need for unnecessary suffering,
not even for a dragon.
The princess do not want the dragon to die,
so it is harder for her to see with her eyes.
It might be that I am selfish, but at least
I am red inside and have a heart.

Horse

Omg a ugly knight I have on my back
Where the hell is my dignity
I use to be one of the finest house whit my long golden hair
And my attractive body
That big terrible monster isn`t so pretty as me
Look at is ugly slimy skin, and those long claws
Omg don`t get me started on his teeth, and that thin twist tail
And look at how long, beautiful and golden min is
The artist should be ashamed for creating this creature
And what in the world is that girl looking so sad about
Maybe a smile could make her prettier
I don`t blame her because if I looked as ugly as her
I would also be sad infarct I would kill myself

Bæklund & Sumangala

The Horse

IV

I have everything you could ever want
from a horse. Why does the guy hiding behind
metal plating get the credit and the girl. I mean
I do all the hard work. Carrying him around
along with all his stuff.  He wouldn’t even be able to get here if I wasn’t carrying him. At least
The weather is okay here, though that cloud
Is certainly odd looking. Does my neck really look like that? I think it was that fool of a painter, putting all of his focus on the
Dragon, the girl and the sissy knight.
Why isn’t the sun shining on me? Actually
I’m much stronger than the knight. I could have slain the dragon with my bare hooves.
Why would the knight even want to save the princess? Look at it! It’s so pale
and hairless. And it only has two legs,
That’s not attractive.
If it had been a sexy young mare, it would be understandable, but not this thing.

Welcome

This blog will be our platform for communication about different subjects concerning the English lessons.
Sometimes I will write stuff for you to read. Sometimes you will be asked to contribute to the blog by writing short articles etc.

Have fun :-)
//Heidi